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Great Britain circa time travel is routine cloning is a reality dodos are the resurrected pet of choice and literature is taken very very seriously Baconians are trying to convince the world that Francis Bacon really wrote Shakespeare there are riots between the Surrealists and Impressionists and thousands of men are named John Milton an homage to the real Milton and a very confusing situation for the police Amidst all this Acheron Hades Third Most Wanted Man In the World steals the original manuscript of Martin Chuzzlewit and kills a minor character who then disappears from every volume of the novel ever printed But that s just a prelude .

Hades real target is the beloved Jane Eyre and it s not long before he plucks her from the pages of Bronte s novel Enter Thursday Next She s the Special Operative s renowned literary detective and she drives a Porsche With the help of her uncle Mycroft s Prose Portal Thursday enters the novel to rescue Jane Eyre from this heinous act of literary homicide It s tricky business all these interlopers running about Thornfield and deceptions run rampant as their paths cross with Jane Rochester and Miss Fairfax Can Thursday save Jane Eyre and Bronte s masterpiece And what of the Crimean War Will it ever end And what about those annoying black holes that pop up now and again sucking things into time space voids .

Suspenseful and outlandish absorbing and fun The Eyre Affair is a caper unlike any other and an introduction to the imagination of a most distinctive writer and his singular fictional universe by Jasper Fforde

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The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1)
Title:The Eyre Affair (Thursday Next, #1)
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ISBN:0142001805
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Number of Pages:374
Category:Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Humor, Science fiction
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b The newest tour de force from i The New York Times i bestselling author of i Thursday Next i and i Shades of Grey i b br br Jasper Fforde s exuberant return to the fantastical BookWorld opens during a time of great unrest All out Genre war is rumbling and the BookWorld desperately needs a heroine like Thursday Next But with the real Thursday apparently retired to the Realworld the Council of Genres turns to the written Thursday br br The Council wants her to pretend to be the real Thursday and travel as a peacekeeping emissary to the warring factions A trip up the mighty Metaphoric River beckons a trip that will reveal a fiendish plot that threatens the very fabric of the BookWorld itself br br Once again i New York Times i bestselling author Jasper Fforde has a field day gleefully blending satire romance and thriller with literary allusions galore in a fantastic adventure through the landscape of a frisky and fertile imagination Fans will rejoice that their favorite character in the Fforde universe is back br br Watch a Video, In the good old days magic was indispensable it could both save a kingdom and clear a clogged drain But now magic is fading drain cleaner is cheaper than a spell and magic carpets are used for pizza delivery Fifteen year old foundling Jennifer Strange runs Kazam an employment agency for magicians but it s hard to stay in business when magic is drying up And then the visions start predicting the death of the world s last dragon at the hands of an unnamed Dragonslayer If the visions are true everything will change for Kazam and for Jennifer Because something is coming Something known as Big Magic, It s Easter in Reading a bad time for eggs Ovoid D class nursery celebrity Humpty Stuyvesant Van Dumpty III is found shattered to death Detective Inspector Jack Spratt and his assistant Mary Mary are on the case and before long find themselves grappling with a sinister plot involving cross border money laundering beanstalks titans seeking asylum and the cut and thrust world of international chiropody br br It s Easter in Reading a bad time for eggs and no one can remember the last sunny day Ovoid D class nursery celebrity Humpty Stuyvesant Van Dumpty III minor baronet ex convict and former millionaire philanthropist is found shattered to death beneath a wall in a shabby area of town All the evidence points to his ex wife who has conveniently shot herself br br But Detective Inspector Jack Spratt and his assistant Mary Mary remain unconvinced a sentiment not shared with their superiors at the Reading Police Department who are still smarting over their failure to convict the Three Pigs of murdering Mr Wolff Before long Jack and Mary find themselves grappling with a sinister plot involving cross border money laundering bullion smuggling problems with beanstalks titans seeking asylum and the cut and thrust world of international chiropody br br And on top of all that the JellyMan is coming to town, In this delicious sequel to The Eyre Affair and Lost in a Good Book Fforde s redoubtable heroine Thursday Next once again does battle with philistine bibliophobes br br The eagerly anticipated third installment in the bestselling Thursday Next series a genre bending blend of crime fiction fantasy and top drawer literary entertainment br br Thursday Next definitely needs some down time After two rollicking New York Times bestselling adventures through the Western literary canon Britain s Prose Op is literally and literaturally at her wits end not to mention pregnant Her job as Miss Havisham s apprentice at Jurisfiction is as hectic as ever and not just because she has to moderate rage counseling sessions in Wuthering Heights So what could be more welcome than a restful stint in the Character Exchange Program down in the hidden depths of the Well of Lost Plots br br She s supposed to relax while filling in for a sidekick in an unpublished and unpublishable detective procedural socked away below the Great Library in the Well of Lost Plots But a vacation remains elusive In no time Thursday discovers that the Well of Lost Plots is a veritable linguistic free for all where grammasites run rampant plot devices are hawked on the black market and lousy books like the one she has taken up residence in are scrapped for salvage To top it off a murderer is stalking Jurisfiction personnel and nobody is safe least of all Thursday herself br br Fforde has done it again in this absolutely brilliant feat of literary showmanship When it comes to sheer wit literate fantasy and effervescent originality nobody can touch this new tour de Fforde